Wednesday, May 11, 2005

Just checking up on you:

Since you thought my last joke was too old, let's try this one, it's been around forever!

Posted by Hello Yep: there you are sitting at the computer again!

Love you all! We're leaving for Ohio in the morning for #2 son's graduation. See ya when we get back! Kitty

A little joke for all you stressed out college kids...

There are more churches in Las Vegas than Casinos. During Sunday services at the Offertory, some worshippers contribute Casino Chips as opposed to cash. Some are sharing their winnings -- some are hoping to win. Since there are so many Casinos, the Catholic churches send all the chips to a local Monastery for sorting. Once sorted into the respective casinos' chips, one junior brother takes the chips and makes the rounds to the casinos turning chips into cash.
And he is known as .................Are you ready? The CHIP-MONK
"Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting ...HOLY COW... what a ride!"