A little joke for all you stressed out college kids...
There are more churches in Las Vegas than Casinos. During Sunday services at the Offertory, some worshippers contribute Casino Chips as opposed to cash. Some are sharing their winnings -- some are hoping to win. Since there are so many Casinos, the Catholic churches send all the chips to a local Monastery for sorting. Once sorted into the respective casinos' chips, one junior brother takes the chips and makes the rounds to the casinos turning chips into cash.
And he is known as .................Are you ready? The CHIP-MONK
And he is known as .................Are you ready? The CHIP-MONK
posted by Kitty at 1:21 AM
1 Comments:
ARGH!
"Are we going out on that joke?"
"No. We do reprise of song. That help..."
"...but not much, no."
-Stan Freberg presents The United States of America, Part I, The Early Years.
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